In My Mind.




(Source: ceruleannight)


It seems like everyone around me is getting engaged, married, or having babies. *sighs* a girl can dream.



did-you-kno:

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She’s an intellectual genius & gets paid to have sex. She’s alright in my book!





heyfunniest:

yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent

(Source: venusaurphobia)







Like a sir. (Taken with instagram)


effie-and-mahogany:

bendydicks:

reidwouldread:

clairesawyer:

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

I would ride the bus to confuse people.

I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.

I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am.

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