It seems like everyone around me is getting engaged, married, or having babies. *sighs* a girl can dream.
yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent
(Source: venusaurphobia)
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am.






